At work The Mormon Tabernacle Enquirer came in the other day and liza and I have been having fun with it. It is written by the Sugar Beet People.
I have to share this article. . .
"Things that seem like they would be funny, but are not"
~Using grilled cheese sandwhiches for the sacrament
~Slipping into the Relief Society room and loudly telling any random old lady that you found her diaphragm
~Solemly appointing High Priests to be captains of fifty for the march to Jackson County
~Sending a letter to all the laurels saying they can wear what ever they want to girls' camp
~Telling the priests they can serve as priesthood chaperones at girls' camp
~Standing to bear your testimony and then falling to the groung and wrestling with an unseen demon
~Telling the nursery leader that, like an apostle, her calling is for life
~Tie-dyeing your garments
~Telling the choir director to inclued a drum solo in the next Easter program
~Whispering to that pimply-faced deacon that you know the real reason he had to get glasses (honestly I don't understand this one)
and last but not least
~Dumping your fiancee because she's not physically fit enough to make the walk to Missouri
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HA HA!!
*snort*
the wrong thing is ... there probably are men who would do the last one ... *if* they got engaged to her in the first place.
but I'm thinking I might actually try the diaphragm one ... hahahaahahahahaaha ... *snort*
Liza and I were almost crying laughing! My favorite is the grilled cheese.
"Ooo... Scrumptious! I believe I'll have another! Delectable! As was the first!"
They are so wrong. How can they title those NOT funny?!
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