It is a HUGE list of things that I am NOT going to do.
This is one of them.
I love my grandpa, but it never fails. Sundays after our hour and a half long dinner, right before dessert he pees in his depends. It isn't that he has a problem of knowing when he needs to go, it is sadly a thing of laziness. The other problem is that he doesn't get a lot of liquids during the day so I know that this is probably why it is even stronger smelling. SO about dessert time there is this HORRENDOUS urine smell, AT THE DINNER TABLE!!!! YUCKIE!!!!!!! SO when I eat my dessert I feel like I am eating in a very dirty, smelly public restroom. We had a very lovely chocolate cake and ice cream. On the first bite I was fine because I wasn't facing him when I was chewing, but on the second or third bite I got a whiff of it again and I almost lost my dinner. OH MY GOODNESS!!! By the end of dessert mom could smell it and she was not a happy camper. She sits at the other end of the small table, but she smelled it. That is a good 3-4ish feet.
When I am old I WILL NOT pee voluntarily in my depends because I am don't want to get up. Sitting in your own bodily waste all day is not my idea of fun. BARF!!!
Okay, I'm done here.
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*gasp!!!*
I count myself lucky that I have not smelled it yet. it turns out that the Boy giving me his cold was good for something.
can I have that cold please? Can I schedule if just for dinner next Sunday?
EWWWWWW
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