Stumpy

The library is remodeling the room next to us. . .and there are new chairs that they got as "back ups" for when they have activities the the room. I sat down on one today to see if they were comfortable but promptly got back up. . .IT HURT to sit on! Hear me library admin. these chairs SUCK! (did I mention that they are also ugly and clash with the carpet?) When I sat down my boss was in the room and I said something about the chair hurting to sit on. So as I got up my boss said, "Oh, it hurt Stumpy?" (inside joke. . .that is what I call my butt now since I don't have the end of my tailbone anymore) I said, "Yeah, it hurts Stumpy," and gave her a puppy dog look. Then she said "I'm sorry." Then I said these chairs are no good. . .I don't like them. . . (personally I think they should be SENT BACK to where they came from. . .is there a store called Hell Seats? Cause they are. . .the armrests are very rough, like sandpaper. . .we now have in-house exfoliators. . .